So, you’ve been accused of sexual misconduct. You’re officially hashtag canceled, laying low, plotting your return to glory. How do you pull off the comeback? Do you try and slip back in unnoticed like The New York Times‘s Glenn Thrush? Do you go on a literal apology tour around the country like comedian Aziz Ansari, performing a routine about how much you’ve learned from your experience?
Neither of those approaches was good enough for Mark Halperin. For the former NBC News correspondent, who was accused of, among other things, rubbing his clothed erect penis on some young female staffers and propositioning others, the smartest way back has a few stages.
First, issue a general apology, while denying a couple of the allegations, and don’t direct one at the women involved. Next, go quiet for a while…but not too long. Then, employ some of your famous friends to try and repair the reputation you tarnished…before, finally, the masterstroke: drag the whole Democratic establishment through the mud by quoting them in your forthcoming book!
Halperin’s effort, How to Beat Trump: America’s Top Political Strategists on What It Will Take, is set to be published by Regan Arts. Founder Judith Regan is renowned for her attempt to publish another redemption story: O.J. Simpson’s If I Did It.
According to Sunday’s Politico Playbook email, the book will feature interviews with Jill Alper, David Axelrod, Bob Bauer, Donna Brazile, James Carville, Tad Devine, Anita Dunn, Karen Dunn, Adrienne Elrod, Jennifer Granholm, Ben LaBolt, Jeff Link, Jim Margolis, Mike McCurry, Mark Mellman, Amanda Renteria, John Sasso, Kathleen Sebelius, Bob Shrum, Ginny Terzano, and David Wilhelm.
Cockburn has so many questions. If these strategists are so wise, did they not see how rubbing shoulders with Halperin could backfire? Is that the same Anita Dunn who’s advising the Biden campaign, the one who spends her day freaking out at what Uncle Joe’s next perceived misstep will be? What would so many Hillary Clinton backers know about how to beat Trump?
But chief among them…when exactly did they decide it was time to move on from #TimesUp?
For many of these Democrats, the groundswell #MeToo movement provided a great chance to hammer home talking points. Which, presumably, is why throughout 2017 and 2018, pundits like Donna Brazile were frequently deploying the movement’s viral hashtags.
‘Please read this. #MeToo,’ Brazile wrote, when tweeting out actress Lupita Nyong’o’s Harvey Weinstein story in The New York Times.
Please read this. #MeToo https://t.co/N4bf2FiypI
— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) October 22, 2017
‘If you claim to be a progressive space, you can’t treat victims of sexual harassment or sexual assault as an inconvenience,’ reads the standfirst of a ThinkProgress article she posted in April 2018.
Sexual harassment and the progressive movement https://t.co/h1w1tlr0qz via @thinkprogress#MeToo
— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) April 25, 2018
Once again, this is unacceptable behavior. Senator Feinstein is simply doing her job as a lawmaker. #WomenDemandRESPECT#MeToo https://t.co/UUWkqw8lkB
— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) September 21, 2018
#WhatsAtStake? Our future. Our progress. Our lives.
Freedom.
We have made incredible progress towards equality thanks to #RoeVWade – in the workplace, in society, in communities and in families.
This #SCOTUS vacancy shouldn’t be used to strip women’s rights. #MeToo
— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) July 9, 2018
‘#EarlyVoting starts this weekend. We may quarrel over how people should vote, but we need to stand shoulder-to-shoulder when it comes to protecting people’s right to vote. If you agree, pledge #IWillVote#2018Midterms #MeToo,’ wrote Brazile in September 2018. That one…doesn’t seem to particularly concern sexual misconduct.
#EarlyVoting starts this weekend.
We may quarrel over how people should vote, but we need to stand shoulder-to-shoulder when it comes to protecting people’s right to vote.
If you agree, pledge #IWillVote#2018Midterms #MeToo
— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) September 21, 2018
‘There’s a pattern here. #BelieveSurvivors#RespectWomen#MeToo’, Brazile tweeted days later, when posting an ABC article about how ‘Brett Kavanaugh is only the latest man whom President Trump has defended amid allegations of sexual misconduct or physical and sexual assault.’ Was she suffering from memory loss when Halperin came calling?
There’s a pattern here. #BelieveSurvivors#RespectWomen#MeToo https://t.co/CyB3JWg8Yg
— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) September 24, 2018
Remember what the great American writer and poet taught us: “There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.” @AngelouQuotes
Tell you story
Speak your truth
Dare to make a difference#MeToo— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) November 17, 2017
Tell your truth, speak up for others too afraid to tell their story. #MeToo https://t.co/laTtheuvoc
— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) February 13, 2018
She wasn’t alone: former Michigan governor and CNN regular Jennifer Granholm also got in on the act. ‘The Kavanaugh issue is not men vs. women. Thank you to the millions of supportive male allies in the #MeToo movement,’ she wrote in September 2018. Cockburn thinks her definition of ‘male ally’ is perhaps slightly too broad if it includes Halperin…
The Kavanaugh issue is not men vs. women. Thank you to the millions of supportive male allies in the #MeToo movement.
— Jennifer Granholm (@JenGranholm) September 22, 2018
“No action was taken to remove #RobPorter from the staff. Instead, [Trump’s Chief of Staff John Kelly] and others oversaw an elevation in Porter’s standing.”https://t.co/RB2Zqin4E9 #MeToo #TimesUp
— Jennifer Granholm (@JenGranholm) February 8, 2018
Thank you, Alyssa!
“everyone you have to get out there and vote, because voting is how we protect each other” — @Alyssa_Milanohttps://t.co/Z85N0BSWbG #MeToo @TheDemocrats #VoteBlue2018 #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare #VoteBlue
— Jennifer Granholm (@JenGranholm) November 5, 2018
“It’s hard to see why Kelly…would cover for Porter. Unless, that is, he genuinely couldn’t grasp that domestic violence is a big deal. To be fair to Kelly, this admin. has made it clear that it’s not.” — @michelleinbklyn https://t.co/kCl8ajhUHJ #TimesUp #MeToo #RobPorter
— Jennifer Granholm (@JenGranholm) February 9, 2018
For female Republicans, party loyalty trumps #MeToo https://t.co/A1Qk0PrkFw
— Jennifer Granholm (@JenGranholm) October 1, 2018
Perhaps the most confusing person who chose to speak to Halperin is former Clinton ’16 political director Amanda Renteria, who was beaten in the California gubernatorial primary by Gavin Newsom last year.
#MeToo = Reclaiming oneself in a together kind of way. Nothing more powerful than that. To all, #MeToos out there, 💪& 💕
— Amanda Renteria (@AmandaRenteria) October 16, 2017
Still wearing all black today. #TIMESUP #GoldenGlobes #TimesUpNow pic.twitter.com/ZL7kjQi7Yq
— Amanda Renteria (@AmandaRenteria) January 8, 2018
Around the start of the #MeToo movement in October 2017, Renteria published a short Medium post alluding that she had ‘her own #MeToo story’. Then in February 2018, a week after announcing her run for governor, she made another Medium post entitled ‘My #MeToo story and why it matters’, describing an experience with a male senior executive at a financial services firm. She made fighting sexual harassment a central tenet of her gubernatorial campaign
As we are having these critical #MeToo discussions, let’s not forget that this is an issue that cuts across race and class, including in our most vulnerable communities. As Governor, I will make sure we have an inclusive and comprehensive approach to protect ALL Californians. pic.twitter.com/VPqBx2Yf7A
— Amanda Renteria (@AmandaRenteria) May 25, 2018
I stand with survivors of sexual assault, and I know we’re on the right side of history. This June 5, come out and VOTE! It’s time to hold our elected officials accountable, at all levels. #MeToo #TimesUp #EnoughIsEnough pic.twitter.com/O2kmql93cW
— Amanda Renteria (@AmandaRenteria) June 1, 2018
Unfortunately many businesses are still waiting to see if the #MeToo movement is serious before they’ll act. Change starts by electing leaders who have not engaged in sexual misconduct in the workplace.https://t.co/Q2gNQBQrIm
— Amanda Renteria (@AmandaRenteria) May 30, 2018
#MeToo is about all of us. Today I met with farmworkers to hear their stories of sexual abuse in the fields. As governor, I’ll work to lift up people’s voices — including our most vulnerable. pic.twitter.com/DbnjMXZxE5
— Amanda Renteria (@AmandaRenteria) March 1, 2018
Another powerful #MeToo story in the political arena. Time 2 hold elected leaders accountable so that “moral fortitude will prevail over systemic flaws, fear and intimidation. And that a commitment to decency in Congress is upheld, in the end, by the better angels of our nature.”
— Amanda Renteria (@AmandaRenteria) May 8, 2018
This opinion piece is worth a read re: next steps of the #MeToo movement. “We’ve found a voice, and now is a good time to use it” @b_kingsolver @guardian https://t.co/0XXEfKiYD0
— Amanda Renteria (@AmandaRenteria) March 12, 2018
One day. Four stories. #TIMESUP pic.twitter.com/H2HqKvdyLB
— Amanda Renteria (@AmandaRenteria) February 23, 2018
Proud to be standing on the right side of history with this incredible group. #TimesUp #EnoughIsEnough pic.twitter.com/ewd6FamWip
— Amanda Renteria (@AmandaRenteria) May 30, 2018
The pundits have scrambled to explain away their perplexing #MeToo U-turns. Brazile told the Daily Beast, ‘Many of my friends today are disappointed that I answered Mark’s call, but I did so after he understood where I was coming from.’
Granholm was a little less convincing, appearing to claim she had no idea who Halperin was: ‘Spoke with him by phone once a few months ago about how to defeat Trump in the Midwest. Did not mean to hurt anyone, ever; should have done more research. My sincere apologies.’
Renteria tweeted, ‘As my record shows, I have no sympathy for people with a history of sexual harassment in the workplace and I’m not interested in rehabilitating anyone’s career. At the same time, women and people of color are worse off when our voices and experiences are left out of campaign histories like this. I respect people who might have taken a different path, but to win the fight for women’s equality, we need to tell our own stories and not let anyone – especially people with a history of harassment – speak for us.’
Serial sinner that he is, Cockburn believes in forgiveness. Plus, there’s no demarcated path to redemption from #MeToo ignominy. In most theologies, though, one must be truly sorry to be forgiven. Do the likes of Brazile, Granholm and Renteria believe that Mark Halperin has a contrite heart? Or was that worth overlooking in the interest of causing Trump’s defeat? After all, books about Trump are famously his Achilles’ heel…
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