The demented, disgusting lust for Beto O’Rourke on social media

Left-liberal America is desperate for Beto O’Rourke, that much is clear. He is the charismatic handsome Texan the world has been waiting for. But, following his narrow midterm loss to Ted Cruz, the enthusiasm for O’Rourke 2020 seems to have transmogrified into something else — something creepy. Cockburn is disturbed to report that the appetite for Beto’s progressive politics is being subsumed by a depraved and extremely vulgar lust for the dashing young congressman.

Nobody has ever mistaken Ted Cruz for a sex idol, except perhaps the young Ted Cruz:

But social media is starting to thirst for Beto in a vulgar, indecent manner. Take for instance, these tweets (trigger warning: the following content is revolting. We publish only to draw attention to the depth of the problem):

https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/1061864358635077633

https://twitter.com/yuphoriia/status/1060158692153323522

Idk how to tell my bf that I had a wet dream about Beto

— dru berrymore (@ahoeforbenedict) November 13, 2018

https://twitter.com/HandsRatedE/status/1060014355486556162

beto is a charismatic leader with a talent for making progressive positions sound like common sense american principles. or, to put it another way, he’s got that mac & cheese pussy

— LB™️ “𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧” 🛢 (@LydiaBurrell) November 12, 2018

beto o'rourke is such a daddy pic.twitter.com/8DgIUu2UyR

— ً (@drugismybabe) November 7, 2018

https://twitter.com/yolajustina/status/1062178070927470592

https://twitter.com/evanrosskatz/status/1061831187872866304

https://twitter.com/sopeworlds/status/1062110749781344261

When Daddy and I are both equally wet.#BetoORoarke #Beto2020 #Horny4Beto #WetAndWild pic.twitter.com/QVJjlmuZ2W

— horny4beto (@horny4beto) November 13, 2018

https://twitter.com/slutwhre/status/1061083453762940928

https://twitter.com/RahEli__/status/1062192735321579520

thinkind about beto 2020…my dick hard pic.twitter.com/NXbkuLhNHa

— Lucas. (@_himbofication_) November 12, 2018

That look Daddy gives you when he’s ready for the #2020Election. #BetoORourke #Beto #Presidential #Daddy #Dems #DemocraticDaddy pic.twitter.com/knr7MrYXYt

— horny4beto (@horny4beto) November 13, 2018

https://twitter.com/uggobitchmikey/status/1060244815856787456

https://twitter.com/spicyasianmix/status/1060248812550324225

https://twitter.com/GWYNETH1S/status/1062139373850890242

https://twitter.com/cyhinson/status/1060734740746194945

https://twitter.com/KtNewby_/status/1060648972337979392

https://twitter.com/aestheticposts/status/1061343152160702464

https://twitter.com/juulgrape/status/1060290063953788933

“I want to get raw dogged by Beto” is the only acceptable political stance to have in 2018 pic.twitter.com/v5aVSZRNdZ

— Conscience Pilate: Alpha Snail (@Powerful_nephew) November 13, 2018

Cockburn gets it – he’s a good-looking, woke, skateboarding man – and social media is all about being as lewd as humanely possible. But the Twitter perverts are trying just a bit too hard: the whole sexy Beto thing rings false. So for goodness sake, take it down a notch, and stop objectifying poor Beto. We can’t cope with a whole primary season of this horndog energy.