Ladies and gentlemen, he’s done it again. Pete Davidson is reportedly dating Emily Ratajkowski: model, businesswoman and certified stunner.
The news isn’t that shocking to Cockburn after seeing the string of babes Davidson has dated in the past. The list includes Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Margaret Qualley, Kaia Gerber, Phoebe Dynevor and most recently Kim Kardashian.
Pete’s whirlwind romance with Kardashian ended earlier this year after just nine months together. Thank goodness Skete got rid of his tattoos dedicated to Kim that read, “My girl is a lawyer,” and also the initials of Kim and her four kids; KNSCP, representing North, Saint, Chicago and Psalm.
EmRata has had a difficult time recently, after filing for divorce from her husband of four years, Sebastian Bear-McClard, following claims that he cheated on her.
Davidson’s former Saturday Night Live colleague Jay Pharoah may have the answer to how Pete manages to bag such hotties. During a podcast appearance last week, Pharoah said of Davidson: “It’s his endowment. He was like, ‘Yeah bro, it’s like nine inches.’ I was like, ‘What? Word. Oh snap, we twins. That’s crazy.’”
Davidson was famously the subject of a New York magazine essay on the topic of “BDE” or “Big Dick Energy.” Cockburn apologizes for the quote you’re about to read:
Whether you hear ten inches and think, “’sup Zaddy” or reflexively cross your legs to protect your cervix, when you take one look at Pete Davidson, there’s just something about that tall, gangly white guy that makes you think “Oh yeah, he’s definitely just two inches shy of a 7-Eleven foot-long.” That je ne sais quois, that “It” factor, has been given a name by Twitter: Big Dick Energy.
Pete Davidson may be the ultimate rebound, but one thing is for sure: the guy never misses. Cockburn salutes him.