There’s something about mirrors and cameras that the Biden men just can’t seem to resist — they are compelled to photograph their appendages. First it was Hunter’s heroin selfies. Now thirst traps from the president’s brother have been uncovered. If the trend continues, a leaked pic of Joe should be coming soon, but Cockburn prays we never see that dark day.
A nude selfie of Frank Biden, the president’s youngest brother, was discovered on a gay porn site, GuysWithiPhones.com, over the weekend. The picture, originally posted in 2018 when Frank was sixty-four, shows the tan, buff Biden posing in nothing but his glasses and a hat. Frank has some serious explaining to do to his partner of more than a decade, Mindy Ward.
Frank confirmed that the picture is indeed genuine, though he denied posting it, saying his phone must have been hacked.
“I’ve absolutely no comment. I could care less. I haven’t even looked at it,” he told the MailOnline. “They must have hacked my phone. Anything that is a revealing picture of some kind is between Mindy and me. I really don’t want to start my day off this way. Definitely didn’t post it anywhere.”
Site metadata and a watermark on the photo says it was posted on May 23, 2018, around the same time Hunter Biden was taking nude selfies of himself at the Chateau Marmont — the ones with M&Ms lined up along his penis. Not that Cockburn has a horse in this race, but Hunter could stand to take some pointers from his uncle.
The youngest Biden brother, who is now sixty-nine, has quickly become an object of desire within the gay community. Commenters on the original post in 2018 called Frank “a hot dilf” and wrote “Daddy take me away!” Since the image has resurfaced, gay Twitter/X has been impressed with what they have seen, and many are asking for the uncensored picture to be released immediately. One user has committed to finding Frank on gay dating apps.
Far from hurting Biden’s chances for a second term, Cockburn is sure Frank and his package are going to mobilize a whole new demographic of voters.
This isn’t the first time that Frank has been the source of Biden family blushes. He was reported to use his brother’s name for leverage while serving as a consultant for an Illinois-based manufacturing firm. After being hired by the firm to help connect the company with Florida lawmakers, Frank would often interrupt meetings to take calls from the “Big Guy.”
The then-vice president’s brother would say: “I’ve got to put you on hold, the Big Guy is calling me,” said Matthew Brady, an employee of the company. “I thought, ‘OK, great, your brother is the vice president.’” (Though, given the nature of the recently revealed images, it seems possible that Frank is more deserving of that moniker than his bro.)
In October 2022, Frank Biden attended a medical conference in Venice, Italy, where he again attempted to peddle his brother’s influence and allegedly agreed to give advice to a group lobbying the US federal government, although both Frank and his brother denied the allegation.