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Toby Young
According to Freud, arachnophobia is rooted in a person’s fear of being smothered by their mother
When the children are fighting, I just slip out of the back door clutching a bottle of wine
For lazy journalists, Wikipedia is the only thing they read when ‘researching’ an article. And why not?
I thought Boris Johnson was crap long before Toby Young and Fraser Nelson did
‘OK, Charlie, put your mask on,’ I whispered. ‘And whatever you do, don’t sneeze’
If Ghislaine had offered me a lift on Epstein’s private jet in the mid-1990s, I would have accepted
Other factors better explain which countries are totally girlbossing the virus
Caroline has already declared that she prefers sharing a bed with the dog to sharing with me
Spectator writers are almost never in earnest, unless it’s after midnight and we’ve been drinking
Julie said if she ever saw me in the Groucho Club again, she’d stab me with her nail file
