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Toby Young
I’ve decided to invest in an actual bed, but Caroline isn’t happy about that because it makes the move seem more permanent
I can picture myself as an old man, parked in front of the telly wearing a Christmas hat, as Caroline creeps out to the neighbors’ drinks
I toyed with the idea of pretending I had been in a fight the next time someone asked about my injuries
According to Freud, arachnophobia is rooted in a person’s fear of being smothered by their mother
When the children are fighting, I just slip out of the back door clutching a bottle of wine
For lazy journalists, Wikipedia is the only thing they read when ‘researching’ an article. And why not?
I thought Boris Johnson was crap long before Toby Young and Fraser Nelson did
‘OK, Charlie, put your mask on,’ I whispered. ‘And whatever you do, don’t sneeze’
If Ghislaine had offered me a lift on Epstein’s private jet in the mid-1990s, I would have accepted
Other factors better explain which countries are totally girlbossing the virus
