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Alcohol
Drunks and stoners are fun people. Bright. Creative. Talented. I love them. But I do not want to be one of them
The country is to get its first official liquor store. There’s just one catch
‘No, you don’t drink because you love the taste. You drink because you’re a drunk’ 
You need to take care of your brain once you reach your sixties; the days when it effortlessly regenerates after a night on the tiles are over
It’s turned into a kind of parody of liberal authoritarianism while you weren’t looking
I’ll get the last laugh when they’re all haggard and fat!
