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Jeremy Clarke
Jeremy Clarke writes the The Spectator Low Life column.
Low Life
I’m not complaining about clocking out early
I am being soaped down by my wife and a Czech lady with raspberry hair — and with not the slightest suggestion of eroticism or intimacy
By Jeremy Clarke
Low Life
The best of Jeremy Clarke’s Low Life
‘She reached down and slid open the bottom drawer of her desk, showing about 100 vodka miniatures. I nodded complicity’
By Jeremy Clarke
Low Life
I’m going downhill fast
One of Ford Madox Ford’s novels is called
A Man Could Stand Up
. Well, this one couldn’t
By Jeremy Clarke
Low Life
Not much left for me to do in the mornings
Now I have reached the exciting stage where I can double up on the extra-curricular morphine doses should I want to
By Jeremy Clarke
Low Life
Desperate for water on a long night in hospital
The night nurse slammed down an inch in a glass like an 1860s Kansas City bartender
By Jeremy Clarke
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