Autopen report: Biden was a puppet president

Yesterday the House Oversight Committee released an extraordinary 91-page document called “The Biden Autopen Presidency: Decline, Delusion and Deception in The White House.” Based on interviews with a dozen Biden aides, the committee concluded, essentially, that Biden was a puppet President incapable of self-functioning. Biden’s advisers took “steps” to make him appear marginally Presidential. The report states:

“These steps ranged from addressing President Biden’s makeup, clothing, schedule, the number of steps President Biden could walk or climb, the amount of time President Biden needed to read and to spend with his family,” the report states, “keeping cabinet meetings to a minimum, eliciting ‘direction’ from Hollywood on the State of the Union and other events, and using teleprompters even at small, intimate events.”

All this is part and parcel of the Trump administration and Republican congressional majority’s efforts to erase all traces of the Biden presidency from existence. The Biden camp, as usual, claims there was nothing wrong and that Joe was sharp as a tack during his time in office. “This investigation into baseless claims has confirmed what has been clear from the start: President Biden made the decisions of his presidency,” a spokesperson told the Wall Street Journal. “There was no conspiracy, no cover-up, and no wrongdoing. Congressional Republicans should stop focusing on political retribution and instead work to end the government shutdown.”

The most interesting and potentially damning elements of the Autopen Report involve Dr. Kevin O’Connor, Biden’s personal physician, who took the Fifth Amendment while testifying to the Oversight Committee earlier this year. The report calls O’Connor “a key figure in the coverup.”

The report states, about O’Connor, “His refusal to answer questions about the execution of his duties as physician to the president – combined with testimony indicating that Dr. O’Connor may have succumbed to political pressure from the inner circle, influencing his medical decisions and aiding in the cover-up – legitimizes the public’s concerns that Dr. O’Connor was not forthright in carrying out his ultimate duties to the country.”

Former Biden press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, currently having her head examined by the entire mainstream media over her ridiculous new memoir, refused to answer any questions about Biden’s mental faculties and said in February 2024 that Biden “passes a cognitive test every day.” This had me wondering what a “cognitive test” for a senior president might look like. Fortunately, we have Donald Trump to tell us.

While on the plane to Asia, Trump told reporters that he’d had an MRI during his recent checkup at Walter Reed Medical Center, and that it was “perfect.” “Nobody has ever given you reports like I gave you, and if I didn’t think it was going to be good, either, I would let you know negatively,” Trump added. “I wouldn’t run, I’d do something. But the doctors said some of the best reports for the age, some of the best reports they’ve ever seen.”

Trump also underwent an IQ test, which he said he passed with the highest possible score. That’s something that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Jasmine Crockett would never be able to do, he said.

“Those are very hard – they’re really aptitude tests, I guess, in a certain way,” he said. “The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe, you know. When you get up to about five or six, and then when you get up to 10 and 20 and 25, they couldn’t come close to answering any of those questions.”

Crockett is 44 and AOC is in her thirties, so we have to assume they’d be able to pass the same mental aptitude test as Donald Trump and that Trump was just trolling them. Joe Biden is another story. When asked if the former president could identify a “tiger, an elephant, a giraffe,” his former staffers took the Fifth.