Laurie Graham

If you have paid for breakfast, taking away a few items seems no more reprehensible than stuffing yourself silly at the trough

Most fat people are not body positive zealots

I use the Scottish technique, as per James Bond – finishing with a literally breathtaking cold rinse

Is a daily treat — be it booze or food or socks — really worthy of the label Advent?

The less you carry, the less you want to carry