A British sex doll manufacturer is claiming that the top celebrities his customers request likenesses of include Princess Diana, Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle.
However Ben Stroud, CEO of Inferno Official, says that his company wouldn’t fulfill such orders because he is a “royalist” at heart and “taste” and “decency” wouldn’t allow it. Add “legal action” to that list.
“We get requests for Princess Diana regularly, especially after the latest series of The Crown, but we would never open ourselves up to accusations of cheapening her memory,” Stroud told the SWNS newswire.
Instead, Stroud and his company profit in the much more dignified work of selling sex-doll lookalikes of minor adult film stars, listed on their website for $10,000 a piece.
Of course, Inferno Official may run into image licensing problems were they to try and manufacture and sell sex dolls based on the likenesses of any celebrity, let alone the famously litigious co-founder of Sussex Royal/Archewell Meghan Markle.
Cockburn is at pains to point out that this is not the first time Stroud, who resides in Thailand, has spoken to the gutter press for a story that helps plug his company. In May 2022 he was discussing Inferno Official’s most bizarre complaints. A month later, he revealed to the Daily Star how Piers Morgan had won a poll to have a sex doll made of him, beating Gordon Ramsay and Joe Rogan. Later that month, Inferno gave the Star a tour of their factory in Shenzhen, China. Stroud also has an OnlyFans with his wife, which, yes, he spoke to the Sun about in November. (His wife, incidentally, has been doing a lot of tweets about the World Economic Forum, mRNA vaccines and climate change…)
Royal sex dolls may currently be just a fantasy. But a couple of weeks out from King Charles’s coronation, isn’t it heartening to imagine the possibility that there are degenerates who hear frustrated republican cries of “screw the royals” and interpret them completely the wrong way? Cockburn is watching this space.
